2000!

To double your 2000th Deathday fun, print out the image above, and stick the free Deathday Poster-etteā„¢ on your wall – and on the walls of your friends!!

Or celebrate by buying $203 billion worth of Deathday Merchandise at the Rabbit + Crow Shop!!

These 2000th Deathday items will be available for a LIMITED TIME ONLY – because 2000 won’t stay 2000 forever!!

( – AND BECAUSE 2000 DIDN’T STAY 2000 , THE “HAPPY 2000TH DEATHDAY” ITEMS AT THE RABBIT + CROW SHOP ARE DISCONTINUED. CONGRATULATIONS TO THOSE QUICK-ON-THE-DRAW FANS WHO MADE TIMELY PURCHASES! – )