Tricks
They smashed our pumpkin! The spiteful monsters smashed our pumpkin!We hadn't even carved it yet.My wife and I woke to prepare our annual Ye H'allowe'en' Even-Tide's Yard Sale, and as…
Say It Ain’t Sulu
Today, reading USAToday.com today - as I do to be told what events are shaping my life - I was shocked at the recent revelation concerning "Star Trek" actor George…
President Wolfowitz
Just in case you were thinking things might work out after all, I want to remind you - you know, just in case you'd forgotten - that the new President…
2000!
To double your 2000th Deathday fun, print out the image above, and stick the free Deathday Poster-ette™ on your wall - and on the walls of your friends!!Or celebrate by…
Rosa Parks
Rosa Parks died yesterday, at the age of 92. The average life expectancy for black women born in 1913 was in the ballpark of 45 years old. What can we…
Shrimp with Eggs
Our glass shrimp has eggs.To the horror of our cats, we set up a 10 gallon aquarium a couple months ago, and have populated it with a Siamese Fighting Fish…
Sisterhood of Old Men
THE SISTERHOOD OF OLD MENAt a busy stop,the Sisterhood of Old Menwork on a pretty little boy:"You're young to havea sassy mouthlike that.""He's still too youngto knowwhich way is up.""Wrong…
Takashi Amano
Freshwater aquariums designed by the master, Takashi Amano:
Disney Girl Death Match #2
THE MATCHMaleficent ("Sleeping Beauty", 1959)vs.Ursula, The Sea Witch ("The Little Mermaid", 1989)WEAPONS: (weapons will not be necessary)Who is YOUR money on?
Public Broadcasting Act of 1967
REMARKS OF PRESIDENT LYNDON B. JOHNSON UPON SIGNING THE PUBLIC BROADCASTING ACT OF 1967November 7, 1967'Secretary Gardner, Senator Pastore, Chairman Staggers, Members of the Congress, Cabinet, ladies and gentlemen:It was…