Neal Romanek – words/pictures

In this 12th and final episode of the WRETCHED GOO OF THE IMAGINATION podcasts, I enjoy a chocolate milk aboard the Dirigible Of The Imagination II, leaving behind Eye Sockets Island … forever?

Featuring:

• Dirigible Of The Imagination II
• New Capital Of rabbit + crow Empire
• Chocolate Milk
• What IS Wretched Goo?
• Virtues Of Guy Swimware

In this episode, I am dumped back in the jungle after my traumatic time aboard the Flying Saucer of the Imagination. I despair of ever reaching home, until a familiar face rears its ugly and friendly head.

Featuring:

• Again With The Jungle
• Microsoft Dinosaurs
• Coconut Milk
• White Elephant In The Room
• Lieutenant Guy Swimware

In this episode, gray-eyed, black-skinned Space Aliens have plucked Our Hero (which is me) from the clutches of certain death among the Planets of the Imagination.

I (who is Our Hero) am safe for the moment. But it’s only a matter of time before the Aliens begin their terrible work with the infamous … urp … anal probe.

And that’s not the worst of it, no.

Featuring:

• Flying Space Saucer Space Ship
• Planet of the Anal Probes
• Bob Lazar & Area 54
• “Cheddar”? Or “Probe”?
• Horrifying Alien Stand-Up Comedy

Secure in my Space Suit of the Imagination, I achieve orbit and finally get some perspective on the world, and the planets, and “The Planets”, and stormtroopers suffering from stroke.

Featuring:

• In Orbit!
• “The Planets”
• Forever Vinyl
• Stormtrooper Having A Stroke
• Perfect (almost) Blue Jewel

Blasted into the air by a hydrogen-based chemical accident at the Stake of the Imagination, I e-girly a-weight the answer to the question: Will I, Neal Romanek (of the clan Romanek) be the first man in orbit to have eaten Triceratops steak?

Featuring:

• Blasted
• Flying Triceratops Steaks!
• Guy Swimware’s Pocket Space Suit
• Can’t Get No Satisfaction
• Also Sprach Nealathustra