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You've got to protect your writing time when you're starting out. Find out when you can write and protect that time. You have to protect it. If you don't protect it, nobody will. You can accomplish a lot in two hours.
- William Goldman, Screenwriting Expo 2005
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July 30th, 2006
EPISODE XII
In this 12th and final episode of the WRETCHED GOO OF THE IMAGINATION podcasts, I enjoy a chocolate milk aboard the Dirigible Of The Imagination II, leaving behind Eye Sockets Island … forever?
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to listen to this week’s
hopeless
rabbit + crow podcast.
Featuring:
- Dirigible Of The Imagination II
- New Capital Of rabbit + crow Empire
- Chocolate Milk
- What IS Wretched Goo?
- Virtues Of Guy Swimware
← Episode 11 of the Imagination
July 15th, 2006
EPISODE XI
In this episode, I am dumped back in the jungle after my traumatic time aboard the Flying Saucer of the Imagination. I despair of ever reaching home, until a familiar face rears its ugly and friendly head.
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to listen to this week’s
hopeless
rabbit + crow podcast.
Featuring:
- Again With The Jungle
- Microsoft Dinosaurs
- Coconut Milk
- White Elephant In The Room
- Lieutenant Guy Swimware
← Episode 10 of the Imagination | Episode 12 of the Imagination →
June 29th, 2006
EPISODE X
In this episode, gray-eyed, black-skinned Space Aliens have plucked Our Hero (which is me) from the clutches of certain death among the Planets of the Imagination.
I (who is Our Hero) am safe for the moment. But it’s only a matter of time before the Aliens begin their terrible work with the infamous … urp … anal probe.
And that’s not the worst of it, no.
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to listen to this week’s
incapacitating
rabbit + crow podcast.
Featuring:
- Flying Space Saucer Space Ship
- Planet of the Anal Probes
- Bob Lazar & Area 54
- “Cheddar”? Or “Probe”?
- Horrifying Alien Stand-Up Comedy
← Episode 9 of the Imagination | Episode 11 of the Imagination →
June 22nd, 2006
EPISODE IX
Secure in my Space Suit of the Imagination, I achieve orbit and finally get some perspective on the world, and the planets, and “The Planets”, and stormtroopers suffering from stroke.
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to listen to this week’s
stellar
rabbit + crow podcast.
Featuring:
- In Orbit!
- “The Planets”
- Forever Vinyl
- Stormtrooper Having A Stroke
- Perfect (almost) Blue Jewel
← Episode 8 of the Imagination | Episode 10 of the Imagination →
June 14th, 2006
EPISODE VIII
Blasted into the air by a hydrogen-based chemical accident at the Stake of the Imagination, I e-girly a-weight the answer to the question: Will I, Neal Romanek (of the clan Romanek) be the first man in orbit to have eaten Triceratops steak?
Featuring:
- Blasted
- Flying Triceratops Steaks!
- Guy Swimware’s Pocket Space Suit
- Can’t Get No Satisfaction
- Also Sprach Nealathustra
← Episode 7 of the Imagination | Episode 9 of the Imagination →
June 8th, 2006
EPISODE VII
Dropped into the middle of a modern Stone Age village by the Quetzalcoatlus of the Imagination, I am burned at the stake, fed fresh Triceratops meat, and am party to the Eye Socketeers’ first – and last – chemistry lesson. Possibly the most inane episode yet!
Featuring:
- Burned at the stake
- Savage primitive savages
- Burned and some steak (Triceratops)
- Elemental language
- Chemistry lesson
← Episode 6 of the Imagination | Episode 8 of the Imagination →
June 1st, 2006
EPISODE VI
Dear Miss Manners of the Imagination,
I was recently saved from a fatal fall off the Mountain of the Imagination by a friendly prehistoric flying reptile. I am grateful for his kindness, but his massive fish-hook talons are digging into my skull. What is the proper etiquette in this situation? I want to avoid serious brain injury, yet I don’t want to hurt the leathery critter’s feelings.
Sincerely,
“Scrambled in the Skies”
Featuring:
- Flying reptiles of yore / Quetzalcoatlus
- Green clouds below
- Volcanic upwellings
- Spears
- Pounding headache
← Episode 5 of the Imagination | Episode 7 of the Imagination →
May 25th, 2006
EPISODE V
Unable to evade the terrible Terrible Lizards lurking outside my Tunnel of the Imagination, I decide to take an alternate route across Eye Sockets Island – the treacherous mountain route.
Treacherous it is. And mountainous.
Did I mention it was treacherous?
Featuring:
- Again with the Terrible Lizards
- Mountain climbing handbook
- The heights of idiocy
- Aiyeee!
- I’m a Mountain Man
← Episode 4 of the Imagination | Episode 6 of the Imagination →
May 9th, 2006
EPISODE III
After days adrift on the Debris Raft of the Imagination I finally wade ashore onto Eye Sockets Island.
Come with me as I trek across the -pede infested jungle in search of a fruit, companionship, and a way home while avoiding and evading cute octopussies and coconut crabs.
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Featuring:
← Episode 2 of the Imagination | Episode 4 of the Imagination →
May 1st, 2006
EPISODE II
“After the tragic downing of the Dirigible of the Imagination, I drifted, clinging to the wreckage, for I know not how long. Night and day melded together into one gray continuum – a continuum I came to call “naghy”.
“At length, ‘pon the horizon, an island did appear, of most singular and foreboding character. The reef-racked currents ushered my flotsam sanctuary shoreward until the island’s mighty rocky outcroppings outcropped above me outcroppingly.
“And so I began to podcast …”
Featuring:
- Somewhere between Argentina & Kamchatka
- Mysterious rock outcroppings
- Lieutenant Guy Swimware & “Jude The Obscure”
- Shark vs. Scotsman
- It’s a SKULL!
← Episode 1 of the Imagination | Episode 3 of the Imagination →
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