Cheop the Cat is drunk with power! He stampedes back and forth across the apartment! He harasses the other cats! He threatens our very lives! He will not let us sleep! And there is no end to the amount of food he can eat!
Oh, he is gigantic and frightening! Oh, no one is safe! Oh, send help at once!
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Come home you randy beast!!!
There are dangerous cats everywhere. Everywhere!
We must never let our guards down.
For a cat this megalomaniacal, you need a high powered squirt gun to keep the peace. I would recommend a super soaker for extra discipline. :)