In London right now there is a lot of talk about how thin fashion models are and how very, very bad it is that they are so thin.

I personally don’t mind if they’re thin, as long as they’re not too long. There’s nothing worse than a long model.

Some models can be up to 20 meters long. I don’t like those. I don’t like the long ones.

I once saw a model that weighed 89 lbs, but was actually 39 meters long. Her name was Natalia Stringofaire.

In some countries, they don’t have super-thin models. They have super-wide models. In Finland, some models are two meters wide. The standard size is about 1.7 meters. Famous model Milka Verinowikka is 3 meters across, and weighs 900 pounds, but she is only about six centimeters long.

It’s important to know how big fashion models are, because the camera adds 10 lbs and you won’t have any way to know the truthfulness of everything unless you have access to some facts and figures.

Thin fashion models make me sad. :(