October 27th, 2007
APEX
Sauropod raking and hoovering
delectibles from the lakebed
making waves
Ceratops snipping sappy timbers
like copper cables – the sound
like a wrecked galleon’s
masts cracking, knees popping.
Flatting Ptero knee-deep
draws hissing fry up
by the shoal. Sifts ‘em dry.
Gullets ‘em.
Would preen if it could.
And downwind, rapt by design,
two tri-talon feet
march in silent place
waiting for the light to change,
waiting for the go.
For more “Paleo-Poems” go to:
http://www.nealromanek.com/category/poetry/paleo-poems/
June 29th, 2007
CSI: HELL CREEK
Cracked bones – long shanks – emerge from rust-strapped earth
like a revelation by Nemesis,
recalling hasty-covered violence.
Who witnessed the killer
slamming home through the ribcage,
shoveling the four tonne turkey
up and over
bloody tumbling
talons kicking sky
meat-cleaving jaw clashing a sirocco agony?
Who saw the killer figure eight its horns
loosening the armored neck,
for a locomotive coup de grace?

For more “Paleo-Poems” go to:
http://www.nealromanek.com/category/poetry/paleo-poems/
May 9th, 2006
I have finally recovered the Libsyn podcast page from voracious Terrible Lizards.
They brought it up, unscathed, in a series of hair balls. Why Terrible Lizards have hairballs is anyone’s guess.
In any case, you can go to rabbitandcrow.libsyn.com at once and celebrate by listening to rabbit + crow podcasts until you freak right the heck out.
Then check back tonight at 8pm Pacific Time for the newest ripping episode in Neal Romanek’s podcasting adventuredom, entitulared: “Eye Sockets Island Of The Imagination”.
In other news:
One of y’all had asked for more stories and not so many fruity poems and whiny political rants and breezy rambles about my day. Happily, in the next weeks I’m making available a few short stories. They’ll be available here, and I’ll also have links to them on the “fictions” link at nealromanek.com.
I may even podcast them for those of you who can’t read. And the blind too. I podcast for the blind.
We’re still waiting for word back from the Comic-Con 2006 crew as to whether or not we will have our Writers Table at the show (July 20 – 23) – “we” being myself and Warren Hsu Leonard of Screenwriting Life. Apparently, Comic-Con have had a record number of applications and there is much back-log and log-jam and back-jam. But time grows short. I grow anxious. I may have to make some calls. Or at least call Warren and have him make some calls.
Comic-Con is a great place for artists and illustrators to meet other artists and illustrators. In fact, you can’t swing a cat without scratching out the eyes of an artist or illustrator. But there is a dearth of good writers. There are lots of passable writers in comics. Not many good writers. So hopefully we’ll be able to help out with that.
Again, check back tonight for the next ” —– of the Imagination” terror-cast.

January 4th, 2006
The new Rabbit + Crow design is available now!
This month, in the wake of our “What’s Your Favorite Ceratopsian?” poll, we present the world’s premiere t-shirt featuring silhouettes of the major Ceratopsian dinosaurs. I think we can confidently declare that no other t-shirt featuring silhouettes of the major Ceratopsian dinosaurs matches this one in quality and superbness.

Of course, the design doesn’t stop at mere chest adornment! At the Rabbit + Crow Shop you will also find Ceratopsian coasters, stickers, posters, mugs, as well as a selection of underpants with three different horny Ceratopsian designs from which to choose from.
