Oscars Eve

Tomorrow is the Academy Awards.I'll be there.I got my tux from the cleaners today. I have my gold dragon pattern bowtie ready to go. I have my patent leather shinyshoes…

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Tricks

They smashed our pumpkin! The spiteful monsters smashed our pumpkin!We hadn't even carved it yet.My wife and I woke to prepare our annual Ye H'allowe'en' Even-Tide's Yard Sale, and as…

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