The last haircut I had was in 2004.

No, that’s not true.

The last haircut I had was at 3:30 this afternoon (Pacific Time).

The haircut previous to that was in 2004. December. Before my wedding.

I am, have been, a scruffy fellow. But no more of that. No. From now on, I’m spic and span, a man with a plan.

Here’s the before & after of that bright, cool December day a year and two months ago…

Here’s how I looked yesterday…

And today …

Things are going to be different from now on.