| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Neal Romanek's Lurgy | |
| Cause: | exposure to radiation |
| Symptoms: | embarrassing noises, high temperature, hand tremors, frequent gills |
| Cure: | take seven aspirin every day for the rest of your life |
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You are suffering from Johnny Turk's Syndrome.
Cause: spread by rats
Symptoms: guilt, inability to pronounce letter 'c', aphasia
Cure: infect someone else
- By 
Headly Hufflebagg, at
Thu Jun 29, 05:31:00 AM BST
You are suffering from Johnny Turk's Syndrome.
Cause: railways smashed by gay blond egomaniac from "Blittin."
Symptoms: compulsion to sack villages, rape prisoners.
Cure: artillery
- By Sheddy Shuttlemann, at
Thu Jun 29, 02:30:00 PM BST
"My syndrome is for my friends."
- By Neal Romanek, at
Thu Jun 29, 08:13:00 PM BST
